light of the world

topic posted Wed, July 13, 2005 - 5:33 AM by  Unsubscribed
HOW DARE THEY turn off the Jesus light?!?! UTTER SACRELIGE! It's CLEARLY a sign from Heaven Above!

news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050...jesus_light

FAVE QUOTE:

"The light will remain off until we can get some kind of solution," he said.

...What's the solution: "the second coming?"
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  • Re: light of the world

    Wed, July 13, 2005 - 12:58 PM
    Does this kind of stuff happen when someone sees Buddha in a street light, or a grilled cheese or something? I think not.
    • Re: light of the world

      Wed, July 13, 2005 - 5:04 PM
      One time while I was making eggs... I decided I wanted them scrambled so I broke 3 eggs into a bowl to mix them up. What did I see at that point??? this is the truth now... Mr. Bill, yes... right there in the bowl going OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO!

      this drunken post is brought to you by the number 2 and the letter E....

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